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First Class Blondie
A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA
with a ticket for the coach section.
She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats.
Seeing
that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable,
she moves forward to the last empty one. The
flight attendant checks her ticket and
tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The blond replies, "I'm
young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the
cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem.
The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned
seat is in coach.
Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the
way to LA."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with
the
co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem.
He then goes back
and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs
the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in
the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with
rapt attention, together ask
the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."
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